Michelle Rodriguez has a merry little X-Mas

The probation violation stems from a 2004 plea of no contest — the equivalent of guilty — to three traffic offenses in Los Angeles, including hit-and-run and drunken driving violations. She was previously sentenced to 60 days in jail for a probation violation in May 2006, but was released after just four hours and 20 minutes due to overcrowding.

Michelle will celebrate Christmas in lockup. Christmas came early for her. Michelle’s present will be to do her time in women’s jail and not men’s. For the other inmates… well… I don’t know what you did to deserve this, but you girls better pray Michelle’s penis isn’t that big.

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