Britney Spears cousin Alli cat O nine tales!

If I were a product, I would be Louis Vuitton. Classic, tasteful, timeless.”
Britney Spears cousin Alli Sims told the Germanmagazine Maxi in an interview, WENN News reported December 21st.
“When I make it as a singer, I will have made it on my own.” Allie continued during the interview. “The people who help me with my career right now I have met without Britney and that’s good.”
Keep telling us those tales of your talent, Allie.
We know Britney is something of a hot mess at the moment, but even on her worst day she has more talentthan you!
Do you know why you are famous at all, Alli?
Because you were Britney Spear’s cousin/gopher girl and Starbuck’s coffee holder.
No wonder you have to go all the way to Germany to find a magazine you could talk into interviewing you!
We love the German people (Don’t Hassel The Hoff!) and we do not want Alli over there giving the wrong impression about young American girls.
We need to send clean cut 16 year old Jamie Lynne Spears to other countries to show …oh wait a minute,Jamie Lynne got pregnant from not wearing her panties! Bad example, NEXT!
Can someone please get Mily Cyrus on her cell phoneand ask if she is available?
What do you mean she is grounded and her cell phoneis taken away?
What we need is the Queen of Clean…
Someone get me that cheerleader Hayden!