Posh Beck enjoys getting exhausted!

“It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!” Posh Beck was quoted as saying in WENN News on December 16th.
“I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
The poster child for TMI (too much information) Victoria Beckham was responding to critics of David’s photos in the Giorgio Armani ad campaign.
In the campaign, David is reclining on a bed with his kibbles and bits bulging in his Giorgio Armani underwear.
Some people were wondering if the Beck Bulge had been digitally enhanced.
Posh Beck wants the world to know that David’s tractor exhaust pipe is all there and all hers.
If what she claims is true, instead of frowning at all times, Posh Beck should be grinning from ear to ear at all times!
Explain that fact to us, Mrs. Beck, if you can!