Who Needs The Super Bowl?

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Thank God for Jessica Simpson, y’all.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo could have been in Arizona yesterday playing in the biggest game of the year. But Jessica had to whisk him away to Mexico before the playoffs, thus ruining the season for the Cowboys and the entire state of Texas.

But obviously Tony got the last laugh: He spent Super Bowl Sunday hauling around Jessica’s dog, Daisy. And then he probably hung out at the Simpson household while Papa Joe stared at

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Published 2/4/08 by

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