Scarlett and Penelope have a sex scene? Really?

“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

It better not be artsy which it sounds like it is. I’m not paying $10 to have my feet cemented to the floor by discarded Jujubees just to watch two silhouettes go at in red light. $10 is half a lap dance. I could just as easily tear into a strip club and tell their hottest toothless dancer to grind on me for 5 minutes. The only way this will leave me gasping is if I see someone whacking off in the middle of it.

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