Keeley Hazell promotes Lynx

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Here’s Keeley Hazell standing next to a few statues in a bikini promoting Lynx. Wow, this isn’t creepy at all. Lynx needs to rethink their marketing strategy. When I think of this fragrance, seductive, sultry and pleasant thoughts should pop into my head like kittens on rainbows or 6 piece chicken nuggets for $1. I shouldn’t be scared out of my mind, peeing my pants and looking for the nearest bat to defend myself against these terrifying, chocolate-y boy statues that look like they’re about to murder me.

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Published 2/7/08 by
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