Britny Brain Damaged and Secretly Drugged

And neither can you.  

Well, the whole thing has gotten so God-darned awful, I just HAVE to pay attention…and say something. It’s all like an unlikely bad soap. It’s hard to put into words just exactly how awful t is. But allow me an attempt:  

It’s Anna Nicole Smith awful. Yes, THAT awful. Check it out:  

Okay, the story so far, as I understand it (and I understand it good and plenty), Britney’s, as it were, “peeps”, have filed a restraining order against her former manager, a creepy man called Sam Lutfi. Now, I, like you, had absolutely no clue what a Sam Lutfi was just ten minutes ago, but I know now, and what Sam Lutfi is is freakin’ Blackbeard, man. I’m telling you.   

According the restraining order, which was obtained by flying monkeys in powdered wigs (or maybe I just dreamed that part. I drink, you see.), Sam was secretly drugging Britny in an insidious plot to maintain control of her mind and her forty million dollar empire. Apparently, he dosed her with a brain-twirling concoction of prescription insomnia medication and anti-psychotic pills, and even crushed them up and slipped them into her food unawares, like some nightmare Disneyland witch.  

The poison effect of such a terrible potion.. given by such a terrible man for such terrible reasons…were devastating on poor Britney’s fragile mind, and the reports I’m getting now claim that her doctors are fixin’ to put her in some sort of induced coma to try to heal her damaged brain!   

Terrible. Beyond the power of words. I’m speechless, I tell you. Do you hear me? Speechless.   

And Sam? Well, damning evidence is popping up aplenty to support the terrible claims, and the restraining order was granted. On report clams that “Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids then he said if she died, he’d piss on her grave.” 

Charming.  

Anyhoozits, them’s the details to date. And I don’t want to talk about it anymore.  

In other news: The toxicology reports on Health Ledger say that he died of too many prescription drugs, just like my grandma did. I didn’t know Heath and my grandma had so much in common

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