Update: Kat Von D hates Jewish people

“No one witnessed Kat write the message, but Chris Garver, another tattoo artist on “Miami Ink,” tells TMZ Kat personally handed him the photo.”

TLC tried to cover it up to protect their new star, until Ami brought in the lawyers. At that point, TLC “went to a handwriting analyst who concluded “there is a 99% probability that Kat Von D” wrote the message. In early July 2007, Avi’s lawyer went to TLC with the analysis. They simply sent him a letter back that acknowledged receiving the results and said, “We trust that this information will be kept strictly confidential.”

TMZ continues:

“Kat’s personal publicist issued this statement: “The recent accusation of a publicity photo of me with offensive and anti-semitic comments and graphics allegedly written by me is completely false and unfounded, and clearly a forgery. This was already proven many months ago to be 100 percent untrue. I always have been, and will continue to be an advocate for tolerance of all races, religions and ways of life.”

Hmph. Notice she didn’t deny handing the photo to anyone at Miami Ink. Right, and I’m not saying you’re fat, but certainly you’re not going to have MORE drumsticks are you? I’m surprised she didn’t say “don’t kill the messenger” or “don’t hate the player, hate the game”.

Kat should get together with Dog Chapman and star in a buddy movie. You know, Dog has one day until he retires. Suddenly, he gets murdered and Kat vows to avenge his death. Mel Gibson will direct and Kramer aka Michael Richardson will star as comedic relief.

The irony is that the hated “Jewbags” will fund the movie because they own Hollywood.*

*Sarcasm people! They don’t own Hollywood… yet.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

Update: Kat Von D says she’s disgusted and calls the photo a forgery. It was copied using an autographed 8×10 she sent to someone. Full response under the cut.

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