Criss Angel Has Never Looked Hotter

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Criss Angel has never looked hotter, because he doesn't look like Criss Angel at all. I can still see the douche in his eyes, but the Taliban beard does a good job of completely covering his grease. Who knew that so many diamonds could look so cheap. I mean who fricking wears a necklace like that? Even Lil' Kim would think that thing is tacky. Where the hell do you even buy that stuff? Douche The Jeweler?

Here's Criss being awarded the tool magician of the year or something like that.

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Published 2/16/08 by

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bwahahahahahaaaaaa

18 speedysnailgo 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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what a skeeze!!!

800 DusknDawn00 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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is that even him??

251 Victorius348 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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wow...he has gotten a lot fatter...but it looks like he washes again...he would have to after being with Britney...

1988 taylorblue 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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SCARY SCARY WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!

1722 SVU123 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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Seems the magic isn't working for him!!! Ha ha ha, he looks RIDICULOUS...

205 Parisy 2/16/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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hmmm not to be racist but he looks like a terrorist

1056 CelebSugar 2/17/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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Anyone who is a fan (or even a human for that matter!) knows that people go through changes hair, clothing,etc... It's what counts on the inside that's important & I BELIEVE (though, I do not know him personally. I wish I did.) To me, the world is a better with Criss in it.
D. Siapkas

5 dajana 2/22/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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yeah,it would be alot better to if u could see his face insted of that thing!i dont know wat the hell u can call it.

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oh. . . . . . . .my. . . . . . .GOD!!!!wtf is that thing?!?!FACE IT CRISS WE LOVE U BUT WE DONT LOVE THE BEARD.OK SOO SHAVE IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!YOU LOOK LIKE A CAVEMAN.THATS WAT HAPPENS WHEN U DATE BRITTNEY SPEARS.

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OH.............................stuff WAT THE HELL IS THAT

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hi kelsie

anonymous 3/1/08 Reply

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hey

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