The Osbourne’s Naked Ambition

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See More... “NAKED OZZY BANNED FROM BRITS,” announces the Star’s front-page headline.

Ozzy Osbourne and his pixie-voiced wife Sharon are to present the Brit awards, UK pop’s AGM.

Says Sharon in the Sun: “Everybody keeps saying about autocues and s***. It’s not a contest to see who can say as many wrong words as possible.” Nor is it a swearing contest, which Sharon’s language would render a non-contest.

It’s is also not a strip show. The Star says a team of bouncers is on standby lest Ozzy take his clothes off on stage.

Given the nature of the vibrating Ozzy, the bouncers may have a job to keep him earthbound.

And as for taking off his clothes, the fear is surely less of a shocker than of Ozzy wrestling with his socks and buttons and making the show run into the following week…

Published 2/19/08 by
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