“He’s made it his sole purpose to disrupt and undermine everything I have taught them! When there’s something they don’t want to eat, Simon will take it and spit it on the floor, so of course they copy him.”
Look out for Magdelena and Zac pulling up their nappies over their nipples, whitening their teeth with TipEx and telling mum she sounds like a badger wth its testicles caught in Randy Jackson’s flies…
Published 2/27/08 by
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