Kate Beckinsdale’s Vagina is a Tomb

The 34-year-old actress — who is married to film director Len Wiseman and has a nine-year-old daughter Lily with actor Michael Sheen — insists very few men have ever enjoyed her Tomb Twat.

She said: “I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

A good thing, considering Pharaoh’s Tomb has been known to be cursed and kill those who enter with its deadly fungus.   Hot!

Call me crazy, but I prefer a name that doesn’t evoke visuals of a dusty, scorpion-filled region.  Something sweet and romantic, like “wiener warmer.”  What do you guys think?

41 holycandy Published 2/28/08   Message Add to Friends