Big deal. The real news is that Posh threw her prepubescent son's birthday party at a restaurant called Pink Taco.
I wonder where Suri Cruise's next birthday will be held - Schlongville? Maybe Max Bratman and Harlow Madden can have a joint birthday party at Penis & Poonany? Maddox Jolie-Pitt can bring his "I Heart My Penis" gum to share with everyone!
This will probably be the last time Becks goes out of town and leaves Posh in charge of anything important to do with the kids.
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