Dannielynn is about to get PAID

Anna Nicole Smith’s 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has been declared the sole heir to the former Playmate’s estate.

But wait there’s more!

In addition, the judge also established a trust in Dannielynn’s name, and named Stern and the child’s father Larry Birkhead as co-trustees. (TMZ)

Oh. So that’s why those two have been so friendly. This pretty much means that Dannielynn will have about $1.71 left over in her trust fund by the time she turns 21. Sorry Dannielynn. I would just keep that as my stage name later on. I think it plays. Also, here are some suggestive photos of Dannielynn’s dead mom because I’m a dick. And if you have forgotten what she looks like naked: here you go.

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