Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson! Young Lady! Put on some goddamn clothes, girl. Did your Daddy let you out of the house looking like that? Did he see where that skirt ended half-a-block from your knee? You best just march your ass right back in the house right this second and put on some respectable clothes. No -- you heard me! Don't stick your bottom lip out me. Are you wibbling? Suck it up, Emma. When you turn 18, you can dress anyway you like, but for the next month and five days, you best not be dressing like you're getting ready for the next Harry Potter Porno. Now, cover your ass before it catches cold.
Source: Webster's Is My Bitch
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