No! No it can’t be! It’s not the real Antonio Banderas, it’s a cardboard cutout - and it’s attempting to seduce me into buying cheap cologne. Not just cheap, but on clearance! A special offer - a $45 dollar value for only $25. I feel used and misled.
My heartbreak quickly turned to revenge. I snatched up several bottles of the fetid fragrance and relocated them in the “home fragrance” aisle. It wasn’t much of a stretch, the Glades and Air Wicks smell strikingly similar to most celebrity colognes and who knows, maybe Walgreens will see an increase in sales.
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