P. Diddy launching car service for celebrity drunks

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P. Diddy is planning on launching a car service to pick up drunk celebrities. Why did I immediately think of Tara Reid? Because I can smell her rum breath from here - in my house. Next to the sewer plant. Us Weekly reports:

"After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly," his rep tells Us.
One campaign goal? "Making sure nobody gets arrested!" Combs, the father of twins, says.

Best of luck to you, Diddy. I tried a similar plan myself. I basically got an... More

Published 3/13/08 by

The Superficial