For those not in the know of the ultimate story of seeing everyone as equals and being kind to all individuals; Horton (Jim Carrey) sees a speck floating through the air and from that speck he hears a noise. A noise from a particle of dust. Intrigued, he follows the speck around and comes to find out that there is an entire city on that single speck. Whoville (yes, of Grinch fame, but that comes later) (Those Whos had it ROUGH, yo) which is a lovely little village run by a Mayor (Steve Carell) with 96 daughters and one son, Jojo. Jojo has emo hair, which has absolutely nothing to do with the actual story but he has shaggy, in the eyes, emo hair and I kind of wanted every scene with him in it to feature a little Dashboard Confessional. But I digress.
So, Horton finds the speck and when the other residents in the Jungle of Nool learn of the speck there is a little bit of anarchy led by Kangaroo (Carol Burnett) because Horton is obviously crazy. A world cannot exist on a speck and the tiny people of Whoville aren't real. She is the antithesis to the "a person's a person, no matter how small" movement. On the other side, up in Whoville, the Mayor is also catching flack from his constituents who don't believe that the random climate changes are because their perfect society is on the brink of destruction. Like one day when it snows (it's actually frost in the Jungle) in the middle of summer, instead of freaking out, the residents of Whoville bust out sleds because everything is just FINE. The Mayor also faces critics from the city council and when he tries to cancel the Whocentennial (Dude, SNOW! In JULY! I don't blame him!) they trap him in a glass bubble and play elevator music to give off the illusion that perfection in Whoville still reigns supreme.
Here is the great lesson to be learned moment: Even with 'people' coming at them from both sides, Horton and the Mayor are able to save the city of Whoville through some divine miracle, a few trombones and Jojo and his brilliant emo-self, to prove to those on the other side that yes! There really ARE people on the speck! And maybe no matter what, all mammals are special. And then they all hold hands and sing kumbaya and I get misty eyed (while alone in the movie theater) because damn, that is deep. It's also cute and fun and probably a lovely way to teach small children that they should be nice to all who inhabit the world. And for the adults; there is a line in the movie from Katie, a student of Horton's who says "In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies" and if this movie doesn't have stars flying out of your ass and leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling then you obviously have no soul
Ok, so that was just a really long way of agreeing with a seven year old. It was good. I liked it and now I'm going to treat myself to some gummi bears.
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