Suri Cruise Birthday Blowout!

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One of the most anticipated dates in the Scientology calendar approaches - the birth date of star child Suri Cruise. Already nerves are on edge at the Cruise compound, as a carried away Tom seems poised to once again go way too far.

Tom has set to planning a blow out that will put every other two year old in Hollywood to shame, and has the plans grow more elaborate, the price tag keeps mounting up. For one thing Tom wants DJ Mark Ronson (brother of sometime Lindsay Lohan companion Sam Ronson) to

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Published 3/20/08 by

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