Paris Hilton Employs Armed Gunmen To Scare Children Into Embracing Her

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This is a travesty. I'd rather see more people urging me to "wonder if she's happy being single? I saw her profile on frickING RETARDED SPAMMER.COM and I couldn't believe it!" Paris Hilton is in South Africa, outdiseasing the AIDS epidemic.

Here she is terrifying schoolchildren from the Jakaranda Kinder Huis school in Pretoria. Don't get all misty-eyed. She's there to make sure her boyfriend Benji Madden isn't getting any strange. His band Good Charlotte is playing at the My Coke Fest this

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Published 3/21/08 by
A Socialite's Life

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