Pauly Shore Is A Whore

WE’RE sure “funny man” Pauly Shore doesn’t use lines he was recently videotaped saying when he’s picking up women. Last week, Miami spies saw Shore making out with two different girls in one day. First he was spotted locking lips at the gym - “going at it” with a brunette at Equinox South Beach. Later, in the evening, our tipsters saw Shore sucking face with a blonde at The Forge in Miami Beach. Chances are he didn’t woo these women with stories about how hard it is to be a white man in America. Shore was videotaped whining that he’s not successful because he’s “not black,” and “I need to be black, because if I was black, I’d be doing good. I mean, all the black comedians are doing good. You have D.L. Hughley, you have Monique, Cedric the Entertainer, Martin Lawrence, Charlie Murphy. White people are screwed. Especially in my industry, they’re screwed. White people are going to be picking cotton within, like, literally within three years.” Sadly, he was serious.

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