First came the lesbian experimentation. Then the racy bikini shots. Followed by the goth phase.
And now these pics of a haggard Miley wandering around LA. Where is her stylist? I want to know right now. Look at that unkempt hair. And flannel? People still wear flannel? Face it, she’s on her way to has-been status. Once that baby fat goes away, so does the adulation. I’ve watched enough VH1 and E! Entertainment shows to know. If she marries her backup dancer, then it’s over.
May God have mercy on her soul…
Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy
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