No Electricity Needed For The Renee Zellweger Lamp

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Renee Zellweger Pictures: No Electricity Needed For The Renee Zellweger Lamp

Those clever Swedes from Ikea have developed the first self-illuminating lamp by harnessing the glare reflected from Renee Zellweger’s cute little shiny face. It’s the perfect choice for those looking to green their home because it uses no electricity. Ikea has named the lamp Floöbjort, which means “endless sun” in Swedish and is an attractive addition to any home.

Inspired by yesterday’s media coverage in which two large UK newspapers pointed out the “shine” on Renee Zellweger’s face. The Daily Mail speculated the “shine” was the result of “facial sandblasting” in the quest to maintain her youth, while The Sun compared her face to a mirror and shamelessly called her new movie “Greasyhead” instead of “Leatherheads”. Ouch. Medium: Acrylic and gouache on paper, digital hoo ha.

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