Christina Aguilera's husband is a flaw in the Matrix

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Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman spent a quiet evening together shopping at Babies R Us last night. Judging by their outfits, they headed home for a night of some kinky role-playing. Christina is, obviously, a 1930's paperboy who took too much estrogen. While Jordan is, I'm guessing, Frank Zappa's mutant love child - who he fathered with a three-toed sloth named Cocoa. Married people are weird. Photos: Flynet

Published 3/27/08 by

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