Ralph Fiennes' Weiner Has ADD

After reports of Ralph Fiennes mile-high dalliance with a stewardess were made public, it seems that public scrutiny has done little to calm the storm in Ralph's pants. At the Hotel Tuilerieen in Bruges, Belgium, Fiennes splashed around nude with four women during his stay there filming a picture with Colin Farrell.

And where, might I ask, was Mr. Farrell during this crazy pool orgy? Because quite frankly, his absence from the scene is probably the most jarring aspect of this story. Is