Brittany Murphy and her husband are totally barfworthy. (Agent Bedhead)
Weed that makes you delusional named after than Tom Cruise? Does it also make you short and gay? (Celebitchy)
Angelina's orphan microcosm demonstrates why world peace doesn't work. (The Blemish)
Chachi shows off his kid, who has the same name as my sister's dog. (Seriously? OMG!)
Wow. Pete Wentz really is like a little, tiny girl of a man. (Celebslam)
Blamey Blamerson Bobby Brown says Whitney is the cause of his drug problems. (CelebritySmack)
Adam Duritz still rockin' those Jewdlocks. (Evil Beet)







Yes, it's only a matter of time...
No, she's better than that. Plus she has Billy Ray to protect her.


