But it may not be back to Biology seminars, pregnancy scares, and keg parties just yet for this naughty coed. Oh no. Antonella's got offers.
In fact, there's an ensuing war going on in Pornland, and Antonella's right in the middle. Girls Gone Wild and the world's largest retailer of "adult DVD's" are going dildo to dildo in a bidding war over just who will get custody of this season's "Idol."
Joe Francis, the smooth-talking gentlemen whose spent "One Night In Paris, Tara Reid, and every other bleach blonde with a penchant for boozing," offered Antonella a staggering $250,000 to appear as a "hostess" (that's code for "a topless drunk chick" talking on video) in one of his Girls Gone Wild videos.
And on Thursday, Sugar DVD's doubled the offer. Idol's latest castaway a pretty sweet deal: a half-million dollars to become their new spokeslut. So it looks like the bidding war is on.
We can't help but be a little confused by exactly why these guys are offering this chick six figures to do what she's already proven that she's done in every nightclub from Manhattan to Piscataway for free. Hell, just give her a pan of nachos and a few free shots of Tequila, and dollars to doughnuts says that ten minutes later the clothes'll come peeling off.
And in typical college girl fashion, Antonella has been using the Mother Of All Social Networking Sites to make stinky little comments to her disparaging public. And the F.U. Comment of today comes via her Myspace headline, which cleverly reads:
Keep Talking, You're Making Me Famous.
Not a bad slogan for one of those graphic baby-tees that they peddle over at Forever 21, but don't flatter yourself, Antonella, it's your rack that's made you an Internet porn star.
How did Tara Reid get her body?
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