Jennifer Lopez Putting Those Babies In Danger Of A UFO Abduction

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Oh HELL NAH! Jennifer Lopez has reportedly asked Tom Cruise to be the godfather of Max and Emme. Jesus H. Christ, why don't you just package them up and MAIL THEM To Clearwater, Florida so they can begin their prison stint in cult land? I heard that compound with the 70 wives of polygamy in Texas is looking for new wives to join the cause. I'm sure Emme's up for that as well, abusive mother!

J. Lo is said to have overridden husband Marc Anthony's objection to Cruise being the

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Published 4/7/08 by
A Socialite's Life

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  • Well whatever they decide, I wish them the best.
    anonymous anonymous 4/8/08 Reply
     
 
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