Poster Boy for Viagra, Hugh Hefner, Turns 82

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Hugh Hefner Pictures: Poster Boy for Viagra, Hugh Hefner, Turns 82

See More... Is there another man on this earth in greater need of an "upper" than Hugh Hefner? I seriously doubt it. Since 1953 - the last time he was photographed NOT bracketed by two, or more, gorgeous blondes - the founder of Playboy has lived a fantasy life that would wear out most mere mortal men. His birthday is officially Wednesday, but he partied at the Palm's Casino in Las Vegas this past weekend.

So today, as a testament to the Hef's constitution, we honor the creator of our favorite soft-core porn empire by saying..."Well done!" But remember, you're not a young man any more. Keep drinking that gallon of orange juice every morning, get at least 5,000 calories of whey protein each day, and don't stop popping those pills. All us regular schmucks out here in the real world need a role model.

Besides, without your magazine, what would 94% of males ages 16 - 34 have to masturbate to? Oh yeah; Penthouse, Hustler, Gallery, Juggs, Plumpers.....

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I wonder if Viagra still works at his age. Good story!

683 Blondie01 4/8/08 Message Add to Friends Reply

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i wonder if those girls wonder if he's going to die of a heart attack??

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that is really gross!! i heard that kimora lee simon is having him on here show life in the fab lane. i said whattttt!!!! www.youtube.com/lifeinthefablane

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so happy guy,does he still play on the tall dating site :" Tallmingle.com " ???The last time I saw his profile is last monday, hope he does not leave.

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hola hugh me llamo HERNAN VEGAS tengo 18 años quisiera que usted me isiera el favor de regalarme un viaje pera su mansion playboy en los angeles para conocerlo y acerle una entrevista a usted y a sus tes conegitas HOLLY ,BRIDGET , y KENDRA

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