Ry Ry Might Be On The Market Soon

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According to a report in the Boston Herald, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were having a very heated argument right in front of the entire world. OK, well at least in downtown Boston.“The Ryan guy was clearly being a baby,” said our spy. “She kept grabbing his arm and he’d yank it away and she’d keep saying ‘Ry, come on, Ry. Stop.’

You know how you know this source knows what they are talking about? No one could make up that Ry s**t. It sounds just like something Scarlett would call him, and I can also see Ry Ry being a big baby.

“He kept switching directions on the sidewalk like he wanted her to leave, responding over and over, ‘Roger that!’ - whatever that was supposed to mean.”

Giving Scarlett the cold shoulder while I guess he was talking on the phone or something. If he was actually walking down the sidewalk mumbling “Roger that!” to himself, then I don’t think we can discount that Scarlett was helping him get through the splitting pain in his head from the voodoo needles Alanis sends into his body each and every day.

The hostilities ceased when the couple noticed that there was a photographer trailing them.

“He grabbed her hand and stormed away,” said our snoop.

Ahh nothing like some hand holding when the photographers come rolling your way. Hey, the guy says he is 32 and she is 23, so there is a big age gap. Plus I think she is into more of the lets have sex with a bunch of different people and enjoy the experience and Ryan is the guy who wants to stay at home with one person and watch his movies repeatedly.

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