The final episode of Rock Of Love
is history now. Bret picked the wrong woman
for love, but the right one to insure there will indeed
be a Rock Of Love III.
Given the lack of imagination
of the writers of Rock Of Love,
(Oh, I forgot, it is a reality show, no script. Yeah, right.)
the next season of VH1's top rated show will be called
Rock Of Love III, The Third Time's The Charm.
Or they may go with,
Rock Of Love III: Three Strikes And Your Out,
(Raged, and out of patience with Bret Michaels.)
Why serial kisser Bret Michaels picked
37 year old Amber is beyond me.
(Daisy said Ambre was 500,
but Ambre claimed to be 31,
then Ambre claimed to be 37.
Methinks 40.)
It was almost as if Bret picked Ambre because
he knew Ambre would quickly dump him,
leaving him free to star in Rock Of Love III,
which would help the marketing of Bret's new solo album.
Daisy would not be so quick to dismiss Bret.
Nay, Daisy would cling to Bret and put up with endless infidelity,
which would make most women without true love
or political aspirations take their self respect and walk out.
"Just because I'm not 500 years old like Ambre
doesn't meanI don't know what I want,
what I need, where I want to go."
Daisy was quoted in the final episode of this season.
"I'm not the girl with the white picket fence."
"I don't think Ambre could handle the lifestyle
that Bret leads. "Daisy stated.
"Daisy looks me right in the eyes and
says she'scrazy ass in love with me."
Bret Michaels told the camera.
"About Daisy, she may damn well
just be the girl for me. "Michaels continued.
"I'm feeling really scared and I don't
know whats going to happen..."
Daisy tearfully told the camera
near the end of the show.
"I don't know."
"I picked the wrong girl last season,
and I don't want to make the same mistake again."
Bret stated.
"I hate to make this choice, but I know its time.
"I didn't walk in here looking for a rock of like,
I wasn't looking for a rock of lust."
Bret made his colorful speech
and then he picked Ambre.
The one perfect choice to ensure Rock Of Love III.
Ambre will in no way put up with Bret
on the road for months promoting his new album.
Ambre will move on to her next victory
and Bret will get his next season of Rock.
"I got my rock of lust, I got my rock of love,
I got my rock of life."
Bret concluded after driving Miss Daisy
off the Rock of Love gangplank.
"I just want to crawl into a hole
and eat a ton of ice cream."
A tearful Daisy told the camera before departing.
I was just so sad for Daisy for an hour.
Now I know she is free to live and love again.
Daisy came out smelling like her namesake.
Bret Michaels came out of this affair smelling
like something else, something you mix with soil
that makes beautiful flowers like daisies grow,
and thrive,
and live.
.
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Do you people really think that on survivor that they are out there roughing it...NOT...off camera they are in some cheesy hotel.