Keith Richards Snorted His Dad’s Ashes

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See More... I wondered whether the one-year anniversary of Keith Richards announcing that he snorted his father’s ashes should be commemorated. I was prepared to stand firm with my decision that some things are better left in the past, but my hand has been forced. Richards, who later denied the story, has now confirmed it to Blender magazine.

“I opened my dad’s ashes and some of them blew out over the table, just because of the suction of the lid, you know what I mean? I looked at my dad’s ashes down there and — what am I gonna do? Do I desecrate them with a dustbin and broom? So I wet me (sic) finger and I shoved a little bit of Dad up me (sic) hooter.

“The rest of them I put round an oak tree, which is coming up a treat. And I’m sure he’s still blessing me,” he told Blender.

Hopefully the two-year anniversary will pass without incident.

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