One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.” Our onlooker snickered that he finally turned to one woman and whined a line that will send any guy home solo: “How do I get a girl to go home with me?”
I’m pretty sure that a monkey would have fashioned a better pick up line than this. Like handing a chick a banana and then screaming….at least that is a little more subtle.
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