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Lauren, that fashion accessory look suspiciously like a halter for a pony. Is there something you’re not telling us?
Thanks for clearing that up. We thought you might actually enjoy it!
Those are crazy eyes Heidi.
Thanks for showing us what you don’t have Stephanie. If you’re looking for plastic surgery guidance, Heidi’s your girl.
We think Heidi’s a witch. Avoiding eye contact was a smart idea girls, but you can’t escape the stench of her witch’s brew.
For a minute there we thought you were the new spokesman for Chanel, Lauren. Thanks for clearing that up.
Ew Audrina. Just ew.
Look! A Spencer Pratt blow up doll!
Looks like Whitney is in a weakened state after being constantly berated by Kelly Cutrone. Don’t go to the dark side Whitney!













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