Michael Jackson Has Banished Children From His Life

Starpulse reports, “Michael is producing the album himself and has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn’t want any distractions. He’s not going to be involved in any personal relationships with women until he gets this record done. He’s dumped the nanny - she’s not around any more.”

As if he would be in a personal relationship with any woman, without there was children involved. At least his children can sleep safely while his focus is elsewhere.

Some potential song titles.

• How Much Is That Baby In The Window
• Chocolate Salty Balls
• It’s Only Kinky The First Time
• He’s My Cabana Boy
• I Love Hard Candy
• Finger Wiggle Fun
• Under Cover Father (Extended Play)
• Pajama Party
• And many more…

Comments (1)

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He is so strange!

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Blondie01 4/29/08