Sarah Jessica Parker Says No to Botox

Horse-faced beast Sarah Jessica Parker claims she would never resort to using Botox in the battle against mother nature.

"I believe in aging gracefully," said the bitch, "and of course, buying as many anti-aging creams as possible!"

Sure Sarah Jessica...like you never tried Botox. More likely, you tried it and it just didn't work. Fug like yours is far too strong for mere Botox. You need something much more powerful...like a sandblaster.

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