"Nicole is torn between being a mommy and being a party girl," a source told Star magazine. "She wants to go out and have fun, but when she does, she's like, 'Uh-oh, Harlow needs me.'
"She really misses her carefree life. Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now she's totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still can't figure out if she's happier when she's home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!"
She'll figure out which she loves more soon enough. And that's when the "accident" will happen."Oh officer, I don't know what happened. I turned around and she just slipped under the water. I'm soooo distraught. Um, hold on a sec...
"Yeah, the cops are here right now. I think they're buying it. I'll totally be there tonight. Yeah, eight, okay. Bye...
"As I was saying...oh my God my life is ruined! My poor little...um...Harry? No...Harmony? Damn it, what the frick was that thing called?"
(Those who think the Crabster went too far this time...just wait until it happens.)
Source: Crabbie's Hollywood
Curves! She finally looks like a woman. 
She looked better when she was super skinny.
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