Pete Doherty Released From Prison

The former partner of model Kate Moss was originally sentenced to a 14-week jail sentence for breaching conditions of a probation order linked to previous drug convictions, but was released after serving just 29 days in the slammer.

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How’d he get out so early? He’s a celebrity, of course! (If you’d really call him that).

I guess his level of “celebrity” was also responsible for helping him obtain that certificate declaring him “drug-free,” because there’s no way Pete could have passed any kind of drugs test on his own… jail or no jail!