So, your daughter is the brattiest girl in Hollywood, she's been to rehab three times, spent a short time in jail, fricked every hard surface in L.A., and completely ruined a once-promising movie career. You know what you deserve, Dina Lohan! Mother of the Year!
Lindsay Lohan’s mom, Dina Lohan, is being honored as mom of the year. Yes, you read that right. Dina, who fancies herself “the white Oprah” and recently considered her 14-year-old daughter, Ali, her plus-one in Vegas, has been named one of the “Top 20 Long Island Mothers of Celebrities” by Mingling Moms, a Long Island-area organization.Ha Ha Ha Ha *Thunk* Unbelievable: What's next: Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers for Father of the Year? Paris Hilton for BFF of the Year? Britney Spears for the Mentally Stable Person of the Year. George Bush for President of the Year? What the frick, man? What do you have to do around her to get recognized for being stuffty?







Yes, it's only a matter of time...
No, she's better than that. Plus she has Billy Ray to protect her.


