Pamela Anderson is gross

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Published 5/7/08 by:

Hoping to cleanse herself of her third failed marriage, this time to Rick Saloman, Pamela Anderson sold all her stuff at a garage sale. Proceeds went to PETA. Items for sale included Baywatch memorabilia, books, clothing and shoes. Oh and her used underwear because you know people are dying to buy that.

Fans hoping for an insight into Pamela would be interested to see her book collection, including political pundit William J. Bennett’s moral story book ‘The Book Of Virtues’, Eddie Muller and Daniel Faris’s ‘Grindhouse: The Forbidden World of “Adults Only” Cinema’ and the pictorial ‘Kiss Kiss’ by Patrick McMullan.

This is the sort of thing that would freak me out. I’d be rummaging through and all of a sudden I’ll find used underwear. I won’t think much of it at first, but then it’ll hit me. This is Pam Anderson’s old stuff. They must have their own std ecosystem by now. In these types of situations, I wouldn’t think twice about running away and shrieking like a little girl. Honestly, I’d feel safer digging through a box of used hypodermic needles. Blindfolded.