Signs Of The Apocalypse: The Paris Hilton Doll For Kids

Better? Okay, let's do this. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1...

Wait, why are you hyperventilating? ARE YOU OKAY?

So yeah, some (evil) GEEEENIUS decided it would be a good idea to have Paris Hilton design a line of dolls for kids. I have no idea why or how this came to be, but there you have it.

The German parent company of the line of dolls has only this to report about it on their website:

Paris Hilton, the well-known person from the world of the rich and beautiful, is now styling the Steffi Girls range exclusively for Simba Toys.

"...the well-known person" -- that kind of says it all, doesn't it?

The horror... the horror...

I weep for those German children, truly I do.

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