Rihanna Still Not Admitting She's Sleeping With That Guy

Jesus, just say "yeah, I'm takin' it from him." What's with the big friggin' mystery? Does all the suspense really sell more records? Rihanna spoke to Elle magazine and is still playing coy about her relationship with Chris Brown. I need a cocktail to take the edge off because this is making me grouchy.

"We've always been friends," she tells the magazine, "but we're very close now." And that's it. What the eff are you afraid of? What - he won't commit? F*ck him