Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were seen together all over Miami again this weekend, both at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel and at the wrap party for Aniston's upcoming film Marley & Me. Hmm... Kind of suspicious, if you ask me, considering how these two are usually both so private about their love lives. Maybe they should just go ahead and get the tattoos across their foreheads that say "Not a gay douchebag" and "I don't care how many goddamn babies he has with that goldfish-faced skank, OK? So let's fricking talk about something else already."
Source: Webster's Is My Bitch
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