I'm not even going to guess at the significance of these. To me they look like alien hieroglyphics. I think there's a stone slab somewhere in Egypt that mysteriously has the same symbols on them. When translated, they tell you the exact moment when the earth will be destroyed by an invasion of extra-dimensional succubi for whom Angelina is an advance scout. Or maybe they're the directions to Brad's favorite bistro. I don't fricking know. Tattoos are so stupid...like most things you think are cool when you're drunk. And they're fricking painful to get rid of too. Especially when you're having the birth of Adam from the Sistine Chapel with Tony Franciosa as God and William Devane as Adam removed from your back (I was young, okay?).
Source: Crabbie's Hollywood
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