Barton’s publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett - whom she calls a “parasite” - is out to make the former “O.C.” star look bad because “she called him out for taking the topless shots.”…”Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. “I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.” “Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”
True. Photoshop is omnipotent. But if you chain-smoke Reds and get DUI’s like Janice Dickinson gets plastic surgery, your ass will pay the price. But an-80-year-old bottom? Whoever the hell that supposed 80-year-old lady is, somebody needs to ink her a deal with Olay because 80-year-old legs don’t look like that.







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