Ryan Adams, Please Don't Squeeze Mandy Moore's Charmin

Here, let me take a crack at this:

Ooooh Mandy, I love your rib cage! It's so... riblicious!  And say, is that an underwire?

Yeah, that doesn't work. Huh.

Well, that was awkward.

Two additional things to note:

One, these photos are proof that Mandy Moore can look adorable in anything, even an outfit that closely resembles a laundry sack draped in a trash bag. THE BITCH.

And Two...

Can we please, PLEASE get Ryan Adams some hot oil treatments or something? For, like, the greater good of all humankind, yes? kthx!

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27 MamaPop Published 5/14/08   Message Add to Friends