Maxim's Hot 100 List debuted today, and the results somehow manage to be even less surprising and gratifying than receiving a Santa Claus sweater with buttons on the shoulder from your Great Aunt Edna at Christmas. Not that I expect much from a men's magazine that caters to meatheads -- but the women featured, including Tila Tequila, (100) Heidi Montag, (36) Britney Spears, (19) and Vanessa Hudgens (12) are so predictable and redundant it's even kind of an insult to meatheads. Take a whiff of the top ten:
10. Ashley Tisdale
9. Lindsay Lohan
8.Christina Aguilera
7. Eva Mendes
6. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Eva Longoria
3. Jessica Biel
2. Scarlett Johansson
1. Marissa Miller
So what have we learned? The "Maxim" man likes big-boobed, blond-haired, big-boobed women who aren't especially bright, wear a lot of makeup and are often seen naked; and don't completely object to having to scrub off a coat of grime or picking up an STD. Brilliant. What's the next big revelation, oh wise and prophetic Maxim? That men like football and beer? Please, tell me more of your sagacious revelations into the male psyche!
Source: Webster's Is My Bitch
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