You confuse me. You tell me to refrain from committing sin, yet you create Chace Crawford. My mind has spiralled into a whirlwind of sin and temporary insanity. Why lord, why?WHY must you punish me??
But anyway, keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
Me
Ps. OH and there’s this little kid in my neighbourhood who wakes me up everyday screaming bloody murder. I know children are like music to your ears, but frankly it sounds like a Christina Aguilera record on loop to me. So maybe…ahem…something should happen to this kid? You know….something…just anything. You made the ocean split, I’m sure you can think of something creative.
P.s.s. Oh and one more thing, there’s this guy I like and he basically refuses to acknowledge my existence. Now I’m thinking exploding penis is the most sound of all punishments, but…you know, I’ll let you decide.
I have a vengeful God, and I didn't even go to Catholic school!
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