Because nothing quite trivializes the budding romance of two well known people like giving them a celebrity couple nickname -- Us Magazine is on the hunt for the perfect nickname for John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. Awesome! We'll teach them to think they could have a dignified, mature relationship!
You can vote for choices like AniMay, Johnifer, Johniston, Maynnifer -- and although I give them props for "Anister" for sounding like a part of the rectal anatomy -- my personal opinion is that it should be Mayeriston, which I came up with on my own thank you very much. That's right: Mayeriston, people. You heard it here first.
Source: Webster's Is My Bitch
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