Let's see... I get the cages. I get the egg-shaped protest signs. But why are they in bikinis again? Oh yeah, because PETA are a bunch of fricking idiots who are completely incapable of getting their points across without them being presented by naked or scantily clad retards. Ooh, nudity... Shocking! A hundred bucks says those are paid actresses, too.
I'm not gonna lie. I buy all natural, free-range brown hippie eggs that come packaged in biodegradable cardboard. But the dumbassery being presented here makes me want to run out to the nearest Wal-Mart and buy the whitest, most hormone injected chicken placenta in styrofoam containers and go find these dumb bitches and egg the motherloving shit out of them. Another fine job done by PETA!
Source: Webster's Is My Bitch
Who Does PETA hate the most?
Mary Kate Olsen
Ivanka Trump
Lindsay Lohan
Flavor Flav
Paris Hilton
Naomi Campbell
Eva Longoria
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